cs2 rant zone

people stealing my precious colour purple (like they don't even like it irl)

one.nz providing yee-yee ass type sh*t ping

getting verbally r*ped in that one game you play cheeks

racist aussies with 1 ping who still throw

teammates who rush mid every round

teammates teamkilling me for no apparent reason

teammates all buying awps

teammates that can't time utility and die

teammates that complain about timing

teammates that complain

teammates doing teammate things

teammates

hi, im ethan

Welcome to my little corner of the internet!

I spend most of my time clicking heads in CS:GO and coding the most random, useless things.

some quick facts:

  • I'm from New Zealand (and yes, I still live here)
  • JavaScripter
  • I love Moon and clouds
  • I hate the Sun
  • I (used to) be at my compooter all day
  • I'm a student (minor, leave me alone ( ͡°ω ͡°)
  • I code websites, scrapers, bots and scripts

kiwi facts:

  • "yeah nah" means no, "nah yeah" means yes
  • we have more sheep than people (5:1 ratio)
  • our national "bird" (kiwi) is useless
  • no snakes in nz (suck it australia)
  • we're the first "real" country to see the sunrise each day
  • yes, i will call you a c*nt if you peek mid with a deagle